What is that??? is that a deer?!?

Don't click here

I told you not to!! But since you did (if you havent, please do it now... haha it was a joke.. le duhh)

how do you feel?? the saddest part is I'm pretty sure you're still going to eat them. Out of site, out of mind right?? so bad... ehhhhh

remember those oscar mayer commercials where all the little kids are singing a part of the "wish i was an oscar mayer weiner" song?? i want to make a mash-up of that commercial and then bits of video from a slaughter house...like...

*little girl in pink dress with a hotdog in her hand (sick already, right?)*

"I wish i was an oscar mayer weiner!!"

*switches to a video of a cow getting turned upside down by its heels and getting sliced down the middle so it can bleed to death*

"everyone would be in love with me!!"

ahhh yes, the life of truth.... sick and twisted... but at least it's the truth

ohh here's a little metaphorical story my brother wrote about his life (since he's obviously NOT adding to my blog by himself... it's ok, broseff... i still love you)

There was once an immaciated wolf...he was starved, weak, his eyes have a continual squint from the sun, his paws are rough from the endless wandering and his mind is tired from the endless stream of instinct he has to use to survive.

The wolf stumbles upon a beautiful house and on the porch is an immaculate Labrador, the Lab looks at him and says, "You poor wolf, what is the matter? please come inside and eat, please."

The wolf hobbles in and they begin to share a meal. The wolf asks, " How is it that you eat like this? How is that your fur is so shiny and healthy?"

The Labrador responds, "Why this is my house, i live here with the family."

To which the Wolf responds, "Wow, that sounds great, free food, free housing, no predators this all sounds too goo-wait, whats the device around your throat?"

The Lab says, "Oh its nothing, they provide me the free room and housing as long as I wear this collar and stay at my Masters feet, its nothing."

The Wolf rises, nudges away the steak and walks out the door.

The Labrador runs after him asking, "Where are you going Wolf? To leave in your state is surely suicide."

The Wolf stops, turns and says to him, "I would rather die alone, young, starved and with nothing as a Wolf, then live forever as a dog with no freedom of my own."